Scary Fucking Bitch

Well, Helrick is dead.  We all saw it coming but we were all fucking hoping we were wrong. Everything seemed fine, for a definition of fine that involved Helrick making out with her constantly and generally acting like a little bitch with stockholm syndrome. I'm still not sure if he was humoring her or if he really was that fucking easy. I guess we'll never know now.

I'm not going to waste time on a sappy goodbye, I barely knew the fucker and honestly tearing my hair out every time someone I know dies gets really fucking old. I have work to do, I can't waste my time crying. Honestly I think the much more useful part of that post is Moth outing himself as a twisted, neurotic little fuckhead. The fucker's been trying to get in Vallus' pants the whole fucking time he's been with us and apparently what he really wants to do is attack her for breaking some bullshit vow? He's not holding to it either, I asked and Masks aren't supposed to blog or write notes, both of which he does all the time. And honestly, Vallus didn't do it out of devotion, she did it to impress fuckhead. I think that ought to negate the vows by itself! In any event, I have my eye on Moth and I don't think Vallus is going to be quite so cozy with him in the future.

If it were up to me, I'd ditch the bastard but with Helrick gone Moth's the one who gets her closest to calmed down anymore (which doesn't say promising things about his life expectancy). Plus, Sloth seems to like him. Which is ironic, considering all the crap Moth keeps spouting about how he's going to fuck us all over. I guess he's forgotten that I started travelling with Sloth while nursing him back to health after he nearly died trying to save Moth and Picasso. Some fucking people don't know the meaning of gratitude.

Otherwise, everything's pretty quiet because of the whole Helrick thing. I just thought I should say something to let people know we're all still here. Except for Helrick, I guess.

Never Not Navi

Hey. Navi here. I still don't have an official blog account but to be fair blogging is dumb. Also seems to be high maintenance. I'm sure I'll cave and make an account one of these days but shit's pretty crazy right now with the Smiling guy and the threat of... fuck face... such a vulgar nickname.

Fracture. That was it. Literally no one here calls him that. Kind of funny.

But like I was saying, Fracture or the smiling asshat could pop in at virtually anytime and just kill everyone. At least that's what it sounds like from everything I've read. You should honestly be thankful I'm even posting this. The only reason I am is because Sloth had another one of his dreams and it was either I did it or they were going to let him do it and that seemed even stupider than me posting so here I am.

I mean how inane can you get.

'I had a dream last night. I got lost in the rain. There was a clown there.'

Just truly a waste of everyones god damn time. Don't you think?

I don't know. Maybe I'm way off on this one. This just seemed like the more sensible alternative.

Vallus or Nat should really be posting but they were too exhausted. Really, I'm the only one who isn't psychologically wiped.

And that's a great segue into explaining what has apparently been going on.

I say apparently because I don't know for sure.

To me it just looks like everyone has been getting increasingly violent and unsettled since Helrick arrived. But apparently we got Picasso back when we got Helrick. I wouldn't know. I still can't see or hear Picasso.

Apparently, not even if she yells for over 24 hours straight. Which I'm told she had been ever since Nat ran out of tranquilizers to feed her.

I was also informed that she was alternating between kicking and screaming, and yelling love songs at Helrick.

Notice that I keep using the past tense here. She's stopped now. See, I had a brilliant idea. Based on what I had heard about the situation, and likely in no small part because I was the only one still thinking with their right mind at this point, I suggested that she might shut up if we just gave Helrick to her.

She did apparently keep singing out lovey dovey shit to him after all.

He was very against it. He was pretty sure if he got to close to her, that she'd kill him. But Nat managed to talk him into it.

"I /CAN'T/ take much more of this and I know /YOU/ can't either. We'll all be right behind you. We even took her knife and hatchets away. If anything goes wrong, we'll pull her off of you immediately," said Nat.

"... Fine," said Helrick.

Now keep in mind, the following was explained to me after the fact so I'm putting it in brackets.

[Well, sure enough when Helrick approached she pounced. But she didn't attack him. Just pinned his hands down and curled up next to him.

And most importantly, she stopped fucking screaming.]

Helrick was still nervous about the whole thing. Which I guess is understandable. He requested that someone be by him at all times to keep an eye on them just incase. Nat obliged and now Helrick has his own watch rotation.

Not something I can participate in. To me it looks like hes just awkwardly laying on the ground. If she did something to him, I'd never know or notice so I wouldn't be able to help. Which has put me on permanent night watch. They seem determined to make me pull my weight despite my fucked up sight.

Here's hoping that if anything comes at us I'll actually be able to fucking see it.

Navi out.

One Big Fucked Up Family

In case you hadn't heard, Helrick the... whatever the fuck he is has smuggled Picasso out. How, I'm not sure. Unlike my travelling companions, I've never even been to Fracture's compound, but their descriptions make me think that getting a screaming woman out undetected must have been nothing short of a miracle. Either that or fuckface is really just that bad at his job.

I knew he was pretty bad, because as he has now just found out, he's a proxy who's been stupidly working against the Slender Man for a long time.  How stupid do you have to be to have regular interaction with the thing and still manage to accidentally fucking do the exact opposite thing He wanted you to do? Wow. What a fucking moron. We all knew. All of us. I even tried to tell him. Several times, you can find it in comments if you really want, I've got better things to do than dig it all up. Suffice it to say, fuckface is a fucking moron and we're definitely laughing at him over here. Or at least I am.

We're also keeping busy meeting up with Helrick and Picasso. Which is... a bit of a nightmare. The poor fucker tried to tell me when I called him to try to set up a meeting place (though honestly why I was the one that called, I'm not entirely certain.). He sounded exhausted and miserable, and I could hear her in the background babbling on about eyebrows or some shit. But nothing could have prepared me for the situation. Picasso has gone even further off her rocker, which I didn't think was actually possible. She has no remaining grasp on reality at all. It also takes three times the normal dose of sedatives for a woman her size to knock her unconscious, at which point she starts flailing and screaming in her sleep, something I discovered when she started screaming and I knew I had to either knock her out or gag her and risk her getting out and taking revenge.

He had her locked in the back of his van for transit, and in retrospect I almost wish we'd left her there. Sure, the rocking might've raised some eyebrows, but it's better than everyone in the fucking motel hearing her scream. It's definitely better than getting attacked, which hasn't really happened yet, but could happen at any moment. We've all been taking turns watching Picasso so that we manage to stay more or less rested. Except for Navi, who apparently still can't see her. The rest of us, though, get to watch her and hope she doesn't destroy anything or attack anyone. She's crazy fucking strong.

Still, we're better off than fuckface the moron.