Disney Land Fucking Sucked

Shit just gets fucking weirder and weirder the more I get roped into things. Our most recent bit of absurdity was literally a trip to fucking Disney Land. Apparently one of Sloth's friends was fucking hiding out there. I don't get it either, don't fucking ask me, the bitch is very odd. She's spent the time since we picked her up alternately screaming at us, being almost suicidally depressed, and being perfectly fine. It's tiring.

Anyway, Sloth said his friend, another rebellious proxy type, was hiding out in this one building in Disney Land. Thankfully we didn't have to pay to get in, he knew a back way so we didn't have to deal with all of the creepy people in animal suits and snotty children and crap. What we did have to deal with, however, was the bitch going nuts on us and threatening Sloth when we got up there to save her ass. Stupid bitch thought that he'd tricked her and her friends into deadly situations as a mole for Fracture. Like he'd betray anyone for that piece of shit asshole.

We didn't really get a chance to talk her down before a fucking HELICOPTER showed up with a sniper trying to shoot us. Seriously. A fucking helicopter. Fracture must be running scared because that was the biggest fucking overkill I've seen in a long time. Also, that sniper was shit at their job because we're all just fine. I guess Vallus decided we weren't trying to get her killed after I saved her life. Which is good because otherwise I might've thrown her back out of raw frustration.

In any event, Fracture loses again, we're all fine, and even fuckface is going to have a damn hard time getting to us for a while. So in conclusion, fuck you. Seriously.