Friday, August 9, 2013

Not a Fucking Team Player

Somebody seems to have gotten the impression that I fucking like working in a team. Again. This masked fuckwit knocked on my door without saying a fucking word. I assumed he was another hollow and attacked appropriately-which is to say at about half strength to give the motherfucker a chance to talk if he could to prove he wasn't a hollow.

He didn't say a word but he did roll his eyes at being called a zombie, which was enough to tell me he's sentient. So I stepped back and asked what he wanted. In response, the motherfucker pulled out a pen and paper! Fucking weirdo.

'Someone' told him that I might be a good ally for his attempts to take out Fracture and some random proxy attached to him. I wasn't horribly impressed by the masked bastard but if he and his friend were crazy enough to want to take Fracture down I thought they might be willing to help me take down David Banks, so I agreed to meet 'Picasso', the masked asshole's friend.

It turns out she's fucking batshit nuts, so I said my farewells and went on my way. I wish them the best of luck but I don't like their odds-or my odds of survival if I tried to help them.

You can see their side of the story over here, apparently. And I have no interest in attacking those motherfuckers. They seemed nice enough, for nutjobs
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14 comments:

  1. FractureAugust 10, 2013 at 12:26 AM

    'Someone'? Who the fuck is 'someone'?

    Who exactly is funding them and feeding them information?

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    1. CarterAugust 10, 2013 at 7:02 AM

      Calm down. I hate cats a lot, but I don't yell at them. Especially when they aren't the brightest cat. -- Jack

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    2. CarterAugust 10, 2013 at 8:21 AM

      His picture. It looks like an ugly cat...thing. -- Jack

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    3. CarterAugust 10, 2013 at 8:44 AM

      You've seen his face? I feel so sorry for you. -- Jack

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    4. FractureAugust 10, 2013 at 8:58 AM

      I raised her for like... four years. Shes certainly seen face.

      What the is wrong with you?

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    5. CarterAugust 10, 2013 at 9:02 AM

      'Hat wearing faceless guy'? -- Jack

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    6. SannaAugust 10, 2013 at 9:16 AM

      Mate, you expected them to tell you off the bat who their informant was? You lost your cake?

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    7. FractureAugust 10, 2013 at 9:20 AM

      You give me a vibe like, 'you're not Jack'.

      And no. But I was hoping Nat might.

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    8. CarterAugust 10, 2013 at 9:23 AM

      Believe what you want Sir Cat. Won't change a thing. -- Jack

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    9. CarterAugust 10, 2013 at 9:24 AM

      And it's the Alpha and Omega symbols. When I get the time, I will probably change it along with the account name. -- Jack

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    10. PaKaSoAugust 10, 2013 at 9:46 AM

      WHATEVER, hat guy.

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    11. FractureAugust 10, 2013 at 9:56 PM

      I am always willing to trade for that information.

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  2. NatAugust 10, 2013 at 11:01 PM

    Trade what, exactly? I don't come cheap, especially when you're asking me to turn against people I like better than you.

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